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Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house
as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.