Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains Slapped!

"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of
paper."
		-- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was
		   taken over by Rupert Murdoch

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.