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Women are like elephants to me: I like to
look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
		-- W.C. Fields

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.