Plog PBrain Pbrain's Kitchen Camp Crab

People that can't find something to live for always seem to find something
to die for.  The problem is, they usually want the rest of us to die for
it too.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.