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Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes
And tapes without any tracks;
Stretchy tapes and snarley tapes
And tapes mixed up on the racks --
	Take hold of the tape
	And pull off the strip,
	And then you'll be sure
	Your tape drive will skip.

		-- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
Derek and Clive
Some classic takes from the extreme duo.
EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL

The Classic - Sir.

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