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It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.

Careless Convict
"The guards said he was crying in his cell."

What happens in Pentonville doesn't stay in Pentonville


The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.