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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some
people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
		-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"

Careless Convict
"The guards said he was crying in his cell."

What happens in Pentonville doesn't stay in Pentonville

The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.