Plog PBrain Pbrain's Kitchen Cookin

The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
		-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.