Plog PBrain Pbrain's Kitchen Cookin

Zounds!  I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
		-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.