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In this world some people are going to like me and some are not.
So, I may as well be me.  Then I know if someone likes me, they like me.

W?
People in bullet-proof glass houses shouldn't be in them.

The web helps you collect that which has already been collected.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.