Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains Super Polls

Q:	What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A:	The same middle name.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.