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Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
		-- Pogo, by Walt Kelly

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.