Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains

Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics:
	Population density is inversely proportional
	to the square of the distance from the keg.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.