Plog PBrain More Peas Less Brains

Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
		-- Burma Shave

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.