Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains

You will remember, Watson, how the dreadful business of the Abernetty
family was first brought to my notice by the |depth which the parsley
had sunk into the butter upon a hot day.
		-- Sherlock Holmes

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.