Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Had there been an actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.