Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains

"The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their
money."
		-- Ed Bluestone, "The National Lampoon"

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.