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Nouvelle cuisine, n:
	French for "not enough food".

Continental breakfast, n:
	English for "not enough food".

Tapas, n:
	Spanish for "not enough food".

Dim Sum, n:
	Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

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