Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains

America is the country where you buy a lifetime
supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.