if ( $day==$night ) { $hard=TRUE; }

if ( empty($heart) ) { fill($heart); }

INT 1;

function story() { story(); }

function life() { array_search($mars); }

if ( $f_name=='??' ){ REPLACE(); }

function is_odd() { if ( $MajorTom!=null ) { STDOUT   " " ; RETURN TRUE; } }

if (date(A)=="AM" ) { touch( me ); }

circumference / PI    ...a tough one!

date() - 1 ;

INT 909+1;

if ( goto()=="Chelsea" ) {RETURN;}

for(0,1){};

#submarine{color:rgb(255,255,0);}

#bird{color:rgb(0,0,0);}

register ADDRESS *from;
   {
   register STAB *s;
   s = stab("private", ST_MAILER, ST_FIND);
   if (s != NULL && e->e_from.q_mailer != LocalMailer && to->q_mailer == s->s_mailer)
    {
    return ( H_RCPT ADDRESS );
    }
   }

if ( $name=="love" ){ STOP; }

$a="yester"; $b=array("-me", "-you", "day"); while ( array_walk($b) ){echo"$a.$b";}

echo date(' jS \of F ', 1278201600 );

echo date(' F ', 1286064000 );

if ( is_int($volume) ) { $volume++; }

INT (-5);

if ( date(l) == "Saturday" && date(H) >= "18" ){ START fight(); }

if_exists ($me) { RETURN "Rescue"; }

$> rails def self.jd_to_wday(2) end

HEX #560319;

date() + 1 ;

do RUN(3);

Pbrain #SONGINCODE originals

Some of the compilation source

This I didn't know...

Throughout his adult life Roy Castle suffered from agoraphobia. For the greater part of his career as an entertainer he was unhindered by the condition - but his role as the main presenter of Record Breakers proved challenging at times. Unfortunately for Roy, many of the multi-person record-breaking attempts were recorded in the vast BBC TC1 studio at Television Centre. At 995 square metres (10,250 ft²), TC1 is one of the largest television studios in Europe. The prospect of several hundred hula-hooping schoolgirls or bagpiping soldiers inside a large studio would cause Roy great anxiety. However, he prided himself on being a professional entertainer and he improvised many novel ways of managing his condition. For example, when filming in TC1 he would arrange with the producer to have a large wicker laundry basket placed out of camera shot, into which he would dive to take refuge from his panic attacks. His co-host Cheryl Baker would often sit on the basket, thus providing Roy with the comforting knowledge that the lid could not be accidentally removed.

Here he is with Michael Parkinson, Kenny Everett, Buddy Rich & Sammy Davis Jnr. - who'da thought?

If you love Kenny - Brother Lee Love!

Here's Kenny bringing in 70's pop band Sparks - who killed!

Fast

Jeff Beck at Ronnie Scott's (London) 2007
Jeff Beck - Guitar
Tal Wilkenfeld - Fender Tittycaster Bass
Jason Rebello - Keyboards
Vinnie Colaiuta - Genius

The silly conspiracy theories in peoples heads can be so creative to the threshold of insanity.

"Paul, the corpse, is out of step with the other Beatles"... he's a left-footer.

More here and some great Led Zepellin plaguerism nuggets

Some other pics that were taken during the shoot.