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flowchart, n. & v.
	[From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart
	"a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated."]
	1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni
	construction problems in which given algoritms require geometrical
	representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI
	template.  2. n. Neronic doodling while the system burns.
	3. n. A low-cost substitute for wallpaper.  4. n.  The innumerate
	misleading the illiterate.  "A thousand pictures is worth ten lines
	of code." --The Programmer's Little Red Vade Mecum, Mao Tse T'umps.
	5. v.intrans. To produce flowcharts with no particular object in mind.
	6. v.trans. To obfuscate (a problem) with esoteric cartoons.
		-- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"

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Macemeg

Cooking tip:

When making a pasta dinner for a blind date, use shards of mace in your sauce rather than nutmeg, it has the ability to incapacitate.


Orbital Area
Earth's orbital area is about 70,685,834,705,770,344 mi˛ / 113,804,193,876,290,254 km˛

Pareidolia

The Symmetrical Winter Waters of Tien Mu Creek - 20140118 from Russ McClay on Vimeo.


Crikey - That's a broken nose
Andy Eicholz Broken Nose - Real bender

chuckles
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W?
People in bullet-proof glass houses shouldn't be in them.

Nancy
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Moss Interviews
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A Taylor Momsen Guitar??
Fetish thing?

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