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half-done, n:
	This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy,
	light green, yet full of garlic flavor.  The difference between this
	and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the
	difference between life and death.

	You may find it difficult to find a good half-done kosher dill there
	in Seattle, so what you should do is take a cab out to the airport,
	fly to New York, take the JFK Express to Jay Street-Borough Hall,
	transfer to an uptown F, get off at East Broadway, walk north on
	Essex (along the park), make your first left onto Hester Street, walk
	about fifteen steps, turn ninety degrees left, and stop.  Say to the
	man, "Let me have a nice half-done."  Worth the trouble, wasn't it?
		-- Arthur Naiman

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Macemeg

Cooking tip:

When making a pasta dinner for a blind date, use shards of mace in your sauce rather than nutmeg, it has the ability to incapacitate.


Orbital Area
Earth's orbital area is about 70,685,834,705,770,344 mi˛ / 113,804,193,876,290,254 km˛

Pareidolia

The Symmetrical Winter Waters of Tien Mu Creek - 20140118 from Russ McClay on Vimeo.


Crikey - That's a broken nose
Andy Eicholz Broken Nose - Real bender

chuckles
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W?
People in bullet-proof glass houses shouldn't be in them.

Nancy
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Moss Interviews
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A Taylor Momsen Guitar??
Fetish thing?

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