Plog
So the documentary-makers stick with sharks.  Generally, their procedure is
to scatter bleeding fish pieces around their boat, so as to infest the
waters.  I would estimate that the primary food source of sharks today is
bleeding fish pieces scattered by people making documentaries.  Once the
sharks arrive, they are generally fairly listless.  The general shark attitude
seems to be: "Oh God, another documentary."  So the divers have to somehow
goad them into attacking, under the guise of Scientific Research.  "We know
very little about the effect of electricity on sharks," the narrator will
say, in a deeply scientific voice.  "That is why Todd is going to jab this
Great White in the testicles with a cattle prod."  The divers keep this kind
of thing up until the shark finally gets irritated and snaps at them, and
then they act as though this was a totally unexpected and very dangerous
development, although clearly it is what they wanted all along.
		-- Dave Barry

Puniverse
Macemeg

Cooking tip:

When making a pasta dinner for a blind date, use shards of mace in your sauce rather than nutmeg, it has the ability to incapacitate.


Orbital Area
Earth's orbital area is about 70,685,834,705,770,344 mi˛ / 113,804,193,876,290,254 km˛

Pareidolia

The Symmetrical Winter Waters of Tien Mu Creek - 20140118 from Russ McClay on Vimeo.


Crikey - That's a broken nose
Andy Eicholz Broken Nose - Real bender

chuckles
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W?
People in bullet-proof glass houses shouldn't be in them.

Nancy
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Moss Interviews
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A Taylor Momsen Guitar??
Fetish thing?

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