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	It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air
balloon to cross the United States.  After forty hours in the air, George
turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course!  We
need to find out where we are."
	Harry cools the air in the balloon, and they descend to below the
cloud cover.  Slowly drifting over the countryside, George spots a man
standing below them and yells out, "Excuse me!  Can you please tell me
where we are?"
	The man on the ground yells back, "You're in a balloon, approximately
fifty feet in the air!"
	George turns to Harry and says, "Well, that man *must* be a lawyer".
	Replies Harry, "How can you tell?".
	"Because the information he gave us is 100% accurate, and totally
useless!"

That's the end of The Joke, but for you people who are still worried about
George and Harry: they end up in the drink, and make the front page of the
New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".

Puniverse
Macemeg

Cooking tip:

When making a pasta dinner for a blind date, use shards of mace in your sauce rather than nutmeg, it has the ability to incapacitate.


Orbital Area
Earth's orbital area is about 70,685,834,705,770,344 mi˛ / 113,804,193,876,290,254 km˛

Pareidolia

The Symmetrical Winter Waters of Tien Mu Creek - 20140118 from Russ McClay on Vimeo.


Crikey - That's a broken nose
Andy Eicholz Broken Nose - Real bender

chuckles
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W?
People in bullet-proof glass houses shouldn't be in them.

Nancy
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Moss Interviews
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A Taylor Momsen Guitar??
Fetish thing?

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